Here's a couple things to think about......

·    If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
·    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
·    When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
·    Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
·    How did a fool and his money GET together?
·    If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
·    How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
·    If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
·    What's another word for thesaurus?
·    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
·    Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
·    How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
·    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
·    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
·    Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
·    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
·    Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
·    If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
·    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
·    If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
·    When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
·    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?